School in Future. Role Play.

2030 year. School. Call

Teacher: Class! Hello, sit down!  Have you  all thrown  me  your homework in  my private? Все скинули мне в приват домашнее задание?)   Now include all your  Bluetooth - catch your compositions.  Petrov,  you again. All the homework was infected with viruses ... Again, swing from the left sites? (Опять с левых сайтов качал? )

Petrov: No, Maryvivna. (Turning to Sidorov, whispering) Well, I'll show you,  Doesn’t  your  the antivirus work?

Teacher: Silence!

Sidorov: Yes, we are discussing the works ...

Teacher: And you, Sidorov, have a composition of only 600 kilobytes! And this is in class 9! Have you forgotten the norm. You should do additional task.

Sidorov: Yes, but  I have MS Office something buggy!  глючит

Teacher: Have not you updated it yet?

Sidorov: No, I still have the version of 2027 ...

Ivanov: Do you want me to throw off  2030 tomorrow?

Sidorov: Agreed! That’ a bargin!

  Teacher: Silence! So, your grades in electronic journal  I will upload at the end of the lesson. And  let your parents  come  today and put their electronic signature, that they are acquainted with your "deuces".

Ivanov: Oh, and our internet  has not been working at home for three days.

Teacher: Well, let them come by mobile, I suppose  don’t we live in the Stone Age. So, class, open your laptops, tablets, expose the number,  type the topic of the lesson: " School  Life"

(At this time, Sidorov takes out a book puts  it on his knees under the desk and starts  to read it).

Skvortsov: Maryvanna, I forgot my tablet at home ...

Teacher: Have you forgotten your head? Well, write in the smartphone, at worst, and at home do not forget to throw everything on the computer. Sidorov, take away extraneous (посторонний ) things from the lesson! (Sidorov does not hear, and continues to read the book.) The teacher approaches him. I said, put the book in your bag, you'll read at home! You can not bring paper in the school! (Indicates the "Crossed Book" sign, hanging in the class).

Ivanov (to Sidorov): You still have to think of writing a notebook with a pen to get summoned to the director! получить вызов

Teacher: Skvortsov, take a remote pencil - write on Interboard , you can from the place.

(Dictates slowly) "WE ARE COMING  INTO A STORE WITH THE help OF TELEPORTATION, AND THE  grandmother  PREFERES  her FLYING NANOTURBOCYCLE."

Has it been recorded? Task: find an obsolete word. устарелый

Skvortsov: Is this the word grandmother? (In class laughter)

Teacher: 0 points! The correct answer is: NANOTURBOCYCL.  Sit down, Skorzov-Skvortsov.

Skvortsov: (Sitting down on the seat) It's strange, because our grandmother is also kind of outdated ...

CALL

Pupils: Maryvivna, we congratulate you on Teacher's Day! Let me give you an electronic bouquet, we collected it on WiFi. We'll drop it to you in private now.

Teacher: Thank you very much, guys!

Pupils: Maybe you will not download the deuce to us today in an electronic journal? ..

Ivanov: Yes, if my father sees them, he will punish me with his radio-rack ... радиоремнем

Teacher: Well, good! In honor of the holiday, so be it, guys!

Disciples: Hooray! Thank you! Bye!

Teacher: Goodbye! (Everyone leaves) So, did everyone leave? (He checks to see if anyone can see her.) Sits down at the table, gingerly, looking around, takes out a book from his bag and begins to read)